It aint for everybody...

Oohhhhh you want pink penis!!! -Isiah

*dances* I got jungle fever…I’m in love.

I love this man.

beatsbluntsbitches:

“There’s too much money here. Nobody should be hitting lotto for $36 million and we got people starving in the streets. That is not idealistic, that’s just real. […] There’s no way! There’s no way that these people should own planes and there are people that don’t have houses, apartments, shacks, drawers, pants! I know you’re rich, I know you got $40 billion, but can you can keep it to one house? You only need one house. And if you only got two kids, can you just keep it two rooms? Why have 52 rooms and you know there’s somebody with no room! It just don’t make sense to me.”

Offence with a C is derived from the UK, Offense with a S is US.

Ahem with that being said this is a great way to share what happened to me today…

I was told I was too big to pursue a career in the Entertainment business by COURT JUROR #5. She was a random lady at a gathering who’s claim to fame is working on a court show as a juror. She said she got the role because she is a size four and that with my weight, I would never work in this industry. 

I blank stared her, followed by a deathly glare.

Then I composed myself and told her that I am not looking to be an actress or model, that I graduated with a Media Degree and was more interested in the business side of Entertainment. I told her that I am more interested in being the support of the talent.

This was her turn to blank stare me. 

“LA doesn’t give a fuck about your degree, or experience. If you want to be the mailroom clerk at a record label, you need to send in a headshot…”

Well damn. Juror #5 got a damn point. But at the end of the day, I’ll never be good enough for this industry if I let others determine my worth. There’s an exception to every rule, and I plan on being that exception.

*Smiles while mentally calling Juror #5 a crack whore*

………….This changed my life. 

This is kinda how I felt when I found out Santa wasn’t real…

“I’ve always been a size 14-16. I’m not going to lose weight because someone tells me to. People don’t need to use their bodies sexually to do well. If anyone told me to lose weight, I wouldn’t work with them any more. I don’t want to go on a diet; I don’t want to eat a Caesar salad with no dressing. Why would I do that? Just be happy and don’t be stupid.”

Fist Pumps!!!!!

I’m still on that work out plan tho…ahem

Why the HELL does his skin look like this??

It’s beautiful.